10 random things you might not know about me...

Ten random things most people don't know about me...

1. I have conversations with myself.... sometimes. Normally it is me thinking out loud.. but sometimes I feel stupid after I realize what I am doing.
Me: "Uh oh, I think we put too much salt.. How can we fix that? Hmm, maybe we can scoop it out. Yeah, that's a good idea."
or
Me: "I have to buy more juice. I should write that down so that I don't forget. Well, you're only going to the store for 3 things... will you really forget? Maybe it is better to write all three down and this way I am sure I will not forget anything...

2. I know no moderation. I do everything at an extreme. I spend money extremely. I drive extremely stupidly. I talk extremely quietly. I talk an extreme amount. I can be extremely loud when I yell or scream. I am extremely nice or extremely bitchy. I waste extreme amounts of time on the internet or I spend no time on the internet.

3. I take most of my pictures after I have had a drink or two. There is something about alcohol that makes me want to take stupid pictures.

4. Most nights I have horrible nightmares. I wake up in the middle of the nightmare and most times I am unable to fall asleep again.

5. I normally buy things in bulk. I do not know why I do this. I live alone. I do not really need anything in bulk... but I feel like I just have to buy shitloads of everything.

6. I think bald guys are sexy. I think bald guys in suits are incredibly sexy.

7. I love men's undershirts. I wear them under my shirts a lot. I wear them with my pajamas. Funny thing is, I hate women's undershirts....

8. Feet disgust me. My feet and other people's feet too. Sometimes I freak out if someone's feet touch me... on better days I just get incredibly uncomfortable and move away very very quickly.

9. I am addicted to stationary shops. Whenever I go into one I spend hours just looking. I always buy things that I do not need. I always convince myself that I need 50 more pens.

10. My purse is always filled with a shitload of crap that I do not need. I am able to go out with just my cell phone, money, and cigarettes.... but when I go out and I have a purse with me.. for some reason I think about weird shit that I might need that night. Bandaids, a pen, paper, safety pins, make up, gum, a charger for my phone, medicine, perfume, chapstick, a camera, etc, etc, etc.... Things are much worse when I have one of my huge bags with me... I'll start carrying even more random shit....

So, what are 10 random things about you?

(Fesh.. Umm, I noticed that nobody asked you to answer this one. Just another point that proves my case!! Anyway, if sympathy tags exist.. than I guess that's what you could call this..)